We are already one month into the new year! This Jan I started working towards putting together a collection of my paintings. After having done just two last year, I decided would have to dedicate more time towards art/painting this year if I am to call myself an artist. Holding a brush every six months will not do anymore! Also got to watch a movie after months. There are movies that you walk out of feeling all warm and fuzzy on the inside and there are those that leave you lost in thought about whatthehellamIdoingwithmylife?!? Then there are those that you walk out of looking like you were cloberred on the head with a giant fly swatter or worse – wishing that you were clobbered, coz anything would feel better than what you sat through for the past two hours. That is One by Two for you. There is absolutely no sense or logic to anything that goes on in the movie. It was so bad I couldn’t even fall asleep.Adding to the already no-sleep situation is another problem. It starts in the morning, every morning, early morning. First come the shrill shouts of this lady ‘To the right, no I said RIGHT! Now, jump jump jump!’. She could any-day surpass a drill sergeant making you half-wonder if you sleep walked and joined the military and salute in your sleep just by the sound of her voice. Then comes the loud blaring music of ‘Disco deewaneeee’. And then someone starts crying. All this from a play school rehearsing for their annual function. Kids brawling and music blaring – who needs an alarm clock? I guess I should take a page from Abhay Deol’s (movie) book and start strumming my guitar to ‘I’m just pakaoed!’ All speakers pointing in their direction mind you!